October 2009
111 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(480): the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said “turn this into pizza!” It felt like a scene in a ‘coming of age’ teen comedy.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(631): im so bored in class… i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
“The series was set at a high school located on a cruise ship, allowing the episodes to be set in a variety of exotic “locations”, although the series was, in fact, filmed entirely in Burnaby, British Columbia.”
fuckyeahad:
"she sucks more than satan"
- Marnie Deyotte
“In the Fall of 2009, A&W launched a new permanent member of the Burger Family, the Baby Sirloin Burgers. As it would seem the Uncle Burger and Mama Burger reproduced despite the fact that the Papa Burger was extremely against it. These new Baby Sirloin Burgers or Accident Burgers will be released in November.”
- A&W (Canada)
unfair.txt
life is so unfair its like as if it was never there people are ignorant and too selfish to share thats why people stoped to care the world is surrounded with ignorance and selfish air finding people that is clear that is so rare from your point of view i probably mean nothin to you but that doesnt mean you have the right to make me feel blue - I’m going through my ancient “Received...
LOVE, AWKWARDLY: Episode V: “The Storyteller” |... →
tinycastles:
“Perhaps the most self deprecating yet.” - source.
I think this is my favorite one so far! “Actually, I’m friends with Douglas Coupland, and he tried to set me up on a date with Keanu Reeves.”
