1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.
"So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they’re sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free they’ll die in this weather, if I leave them on my windowsill they’ll die.
So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to it’d be awesome. I don’t want to ruin 1500 lives.
Email me and tell me what your’e gonna do with them, and if you can come pick them up. And they’re yours.”
"THIS IS A BOTTLE OF LOVE. IT IS CHRISTINA’S THEROY OF EACH GUYS PERSONALITY. READY?… HERE GOES, OH YAH THEA, KEEP THIS FOREVER IT TOOK ME ALMOST HALF AN HOUR TO MAKE. MY LOVE IS IN HERE! HEHE
DEEP POOL-CARING, AND READY TO SAVE ANYONE’S LIFE. NICE AND ALWAYS TRYING TO STAY IN SHAPE. REALLY THINKS THEA AND CHRISTINA ARE CUTE GIRLS!
MARKMCGRATH-COOL. EXPRESSES HIS FEELINGS WITH COOL SONGS. DOESN’T LOOK THE BEST IN PICTURES, BECAUSE HE’S SHY. REALLY THINKS CHRISTINA AND THEA ARE CUTE GIRLS!
TREVOR-OH YAH!! A KIDS SENSE OF HUMOR. THERE TO MAKE KIDS-ADULTS LAUGH. LIKES HAVING LOTS OF PALS. REALLY THINKS CHRISTINA AND THEA ARE CUTE GIRLS!
SUBWAYGUY-OUT THERE! HE LIKES THINKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS THEN “WHAT KIND OF MEAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR SUB” LIKES TO DREAM AND IS INTERESTED IN ANYTHING BUT WHAT HE’S DOING. REALLY THINKS THEA AND CHRISTINA ARE CUTE GIRLS!
CUTEGUYINCAR-TOTALLY COOL! ALWAYS IN STYLE AND SURE LOVES HIS MUSIC SCREAMING FROM THE CASSET PLAYER. DOESN’T CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK. HAS LOTS OF SELF OR STEAM. REALLY THINKS CHRISTINA AND THEA ARE CUTE GIRLS!
WELL THEA, THAT ABOUT WRAPS THAT EPISODE OF “LOVE IN A BOTTLE” UP. HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT BECAUSE IT TOOK FOREVER. KEEP THIS FOR A LONG TIME!! THINK OF OTHER CUTE GUYS AND WRITE DOWN YOUR THEROIES. TALK TO YA LATER. LOVE CRICKET”
Your moleskin gives me goosebumps and your fixie gets me wet. What I would do for a mustache ride on that thin french vibrissa. You glared at me as soon as I came in, I know you judged me. I feel I stand up well to even the most severe scrutiny.
Do you weigh less than a 5.5 ft girl? - slight eating disorder and unable to ride fixie up hillside from blanshard to cook.